Music Composer

2013-08-22 06:39:16 by novisart

Back in the late 90′s I started training my tiger to compose and produce music. It was one hard and exhausting process; tigers can’t play any instruments, they don’t have opposable thumbs and they’re always hungry. I spent a small fortune on replacing cables and equipment in the studio because the damn thing kept chewing them! The huge kitty also severely wounded a folk singer and bit off his leg. Poor guy, I told him not to go in dead-room…
Anyways, after fighting few lawsuits and paying off 8 digit compensation for endangering public safety I realized I couldn’t teach that crazy cat to make music, so instead, I present you some of my own works.


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